Good News, I guess.
John Kruk (yes, that John Kruk) is on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
One of my favorite Phillies of the early 90’s era, it’s good to see he’s done something with his post-baseball career.
The pair announced to reporters that they have been “fooling around, on and off” for at least two months. “It’s mainly physical,” Roethlisberger explained.
“They don’t call him ‘Big Ben’ for nothing,” Knoll quipped. At least two reporters present at the press conference were seen vomiting slightly in their mouths following that statement.
“We might be 52 years apart in age, but we’re both still teenagers in the bedroom,” Roethlisberger said.