Calling All Dems
Long time no blog. Yeah. I know.
Anyway, for all you “conservative Democrats” out there who are still clinging (bitterly?) to the notion that the party you knew and loved was still out there, I present this:
The party of FDR and Kennedy is dead. Hell, the party of Clinton is dead. Bury the corpse and move on like the rest of us. Here’s a link to Pennsylvania’s voter registration form. See? I made it easy for you! It’s because I care. Make sure you check “Change of Party” and then “R”. See how easy? I told you so.
And don’t think of it as the dark side. Think of it as the side where they really do have cookies. I promise.