The Zombie Apocalypse is Finally Here
Not PA-specific, but what the heck.
Miami police are still tight-lipped about the man they shot and killed on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, but new details back claims they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal,
What does it say when the fact that both guys were naked is NOT the strangest thing about this story?
Armando Aguilar, who heads the local chapter of the Fraternal Order of Police, said he has spoken with the officer who responded. Aguilar said the officer saw what the man was doing, and ordered him to stop. He said the man growled at the officer, and then returned to his meal.
The officer then used his service weapon and shot the man, Aguilar said, but the gunshot had no effect.
Other sources confirmed that the man refused to obey, and continued his attack. Aguilar said the officer had no choice but to keep shooting until the attacker was dead.
Cannibalism. Growling. Gunshots which have no effect. Let’s call a zombie a zombie, shall we?
I give it a week before the infection goes worldwide.