Pittsburgh Temperature Conversion Chart

Pittsburgh Temperature Conversion Chart January 7 2009

I have friends and relatives still living in Pittsylvania. One of them sent me this.

Pittsburgh Temperature Conversion Chart—

@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Pittsburgh go swimming in the Rivers.

@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Pittsburgh plant gardens.

@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Pittsburgh sunbathe.

@ +40 degrees
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Pittsburgh drive with the windows down.

@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
The Monongahela River water gets thicker.

@ +20 degrees
Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Pittsburgh throw on a flannel shirt.

@ +15 degrees
Chicago landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Pittsburgh have the last cookout before it gets cold.

@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die.
People in Pittsburgh lick the flagpole.

@ 0 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Pittsburgh get out their winter coats.

@ -10 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Pittsburgh are selling cookies door to door.

@ -25 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic .
Boy Scouts in Pittsburgh postpone ‘Winter Survival’ classes until it gets cold
enough.

@ -30 degrees
Mount St. Helen’s freezes.
People in Pittsburgh rent some videos.

@ -40 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Pittsburgh get frustrated because they can’t thaw the keg.

@ -45 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Pittsburgh complain about farmers with cold hands.

@ -60 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Pittsburgh start saying, ‘Cold ’nuff for yinz guys?’