Intertubes Roundup: Let’s not die on Friday edition

(1) I, for one, will be in my secret undisclosed bunker Friday, avoiding certain death:

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(2) What do Cap-&-Trade and South Park have in common? Underpants Gnomes logic

-Phase 1: Report H.R. 2454 out of committee
-Phase 2: ?
-Phase 3: Replace H.R. 2454 with H.R. 2998

(3) Are there no depths to which MSNBC will not sink? As if their “teabagging” stunts weren’t enough, more for suggestive euphemisms. (Mild content warning on that link.)

(4) All you need to know about Obamacare: our benevolent quasi-socialist overlords won’t be using it.

Democratic Sen. Ted Kennedy voted for Medicare.
He is eligible for Medicare.
When he got cancer, he did not use Medicare.
If they won’t use it, you don’t want it.

(5) “The patriarch of the Orthodox Church of Ethiopia says he will announce to the world Friday the unveiling of the Ark of the Covenant.”

So maybe more death on Friday after all, if we’re using Indiana Jones rules?
(via Eddie at DPUD)

 

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